lislemon said: Here’s one for you: once upon a time my siblings packed me in a suitcase and told me they were gonna send me to Timbuktu. I was four years old.

ooh how exciting

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01 Jan 13 at 10 pm

Asked by lislemon

tags: lislemon 
asker 28, 34, 39

28.

who do I dislike?… um I guess my grandparents. They really like antiques and collect them pretty obsessively. My grandma is a bit overly proper. My Grampa is gruff. My grandma says sirrimp. and  they don’t like me so much. I don’t have a job and go to a hoity toity school I can’t afford. 

34.

What I find attractive in women… well I like butts. I guess cause I don’t have so much of one. freckles, big lips, cool hair colors. I like light eyes both sexes. 

39. 

the cake batter flavor is my favorite icecream. Though I want to try that schweddy balls flavor. 

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31 Dec 12 at 11 pm

Tumblr Crushes:

I thought for the new year I should post these. You’re welcome and Thanks and it’s been a good year. 

Tumblr Crushes:
warmingmycockles
crackerhell
vacuumssuck
wretchedoftheearth
twerknugget
zoezoloft
darkjez
lislemon
cuntlery
I thought for the new year I should post these. You’re welcome and Thanks and it’s been a good year. 

04 Nov 12 at 9 pm

Asked by lislemon

tags: lislemon 
asker 11 & 12

erm… idk

for boys names I’ve always like Brian and Jack

for girls Lily, Mariella, Madeline

but really idk… I haven’t really planned that out. 

lislemon replied to your post: I’m developing a jason segel problem

It’s cool. We’ve all been there.

I’ve been there many times. it spurts….

it’s feeling new level though. 

like creeping into my Jude Law, Rupert Grint, JGL, Hiddles level. not quite robert sheehan, but close. 

lislemon replied to your post:  on a scale from voldemort to demitri martin, how…

Please include this in your monologue.

haha… too late.

lislemon replied to your post: lislemon replied to your post: I’m gonna give you…

yeah, except it would be nice to have a job maybe. you know, having consistent money and stuff…

yeah..lol. maybe you could find like a work study position or something on hillsborough street or around there. that’s where i’m looking. my tuition kind of spiked so I need it bad lol.

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01 Aug 12 at 5 pm
tags: lislemon 

lislemon replied to your post: I’m gonna give you a bit of an overshare tumblr….

this is my life, though. except for the job thing.

okay, well that’s good lol. school will be exciting I guess

lislemon replied to your post: my dash is so dead. does everyone else have lives…

no, i just have no thoughts. asdvdnbleh

haha… i’m just forever spending my life on tumblr…lol

lislemon replied to your post: sjakfd;lfaksjd;fkdjas;kfjf;kasd why is my dash so…

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15 Jun 12 at 4 pm
tags: lislemon 

lislemon replied to your post: you know what’s sad when your mom and your sister…

To be honest, I considered saying something. But grief is an emotion of which I do not have a complete understanding of. Anyways. Sorry for your loss and stuff.

oh, you didn’t have to respond. I’m just being a panda on how my mom and sister are social butterflies. 

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04 Jun 12 at 2 pm

ontheinsideimamuppet:

90s90s90s:

The origin of the Carlton Dance.

LMAO

(via wretchedoftheearth)

tags: LOL  the carlton  lislemon 

It’s the first time I’ve been tagged for anything, so why not. lol♥

The questions were pretty interesting, hopefully you like my questions. 

Rule 1 - Post the Rules

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve been tagged

I got Tagged by ifyougiveamouse

1. What is your favourite flavor of Ice Cream or Gelato?

gelato all the way and - lima margarita 

2. What is your song of the week?

“White Blank Page” by Mumford and Sons

3. If you could be any animal which would it be/ what is your spirit animal?

um, I really like cats and I researched the Canadian Lynx in elementary school. I think an owl. Little and smart. 

4. What is your guilty pleasure?

soft core porn tv shows and tea

5. What food do you want to eat right now?

a taco, ground beef. with cheese and lettuce and sour creme. I’ll have tortilla chips too, with warm spicy queso.  and a diet mountain dew. 

6. Who is your celebrity crush?

I have so many. I don’t think I can choose between Robert Sheehan and Rupert Grint. they’re the top, but I also like Evan Peters and Eddie Redmayne and Benedict Cumberbatch and british actors. Do want the girls to… cause I have a whole slew of girls that I would go gay for- Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Naya Rivera, Both the Mara’s… Emilia Clarke.

7. Is there any movie,book,or show that you are waiting for or excited for the premiere of?

The Dark Knight Rises, The Avengers, Catching Fire, The perks of a teenage Wallflower, Bling Ring, Kill Bill 3, the new spiderman

8. What kind of blog do you think you have?

a whatever the fuck I want to post blog. Movies, Politics, Writing, Art, Humor, General Reblogging. It’s pretty awesome though. 

9. What toppings would you put on your pizza?

bacon, beef, sausage, pepperoni (I’m in a red meat mood. can you tell?)

10. Do you want kids later in life? If so how many?

I don’t know. if so two. 

11. What is something that inspires you?

at the graduation speech that I saw today, the speaker said “If your dream doesn’t scare you, it’s not big enough” and I really liked it. that inspired me today. my dreams scare the shit out me and that gives me hope. I don’t know I think I’m still in the graduation emotions right now. the seniors are going away and that’s gonna be me in two years. but yeah. I hope I answered this question right. 

Okay, let’s tag some people:

1.rawrdammit-rawr 2. cometothestage 3.lislemon 4. caviarlavar 5.kikibelge

6.simplynewyorkcity 7.donniedarkho 8.rabbitybabitty 9.loveitreal

10.raybans-and-bowties 11. twistedbutperfect

Questions:

1. what movies or books or video games are you excited for?

2. Name some of your favorite bands or musicians? How did you find them?

3. If your life had a theme song, what would it be? (or if you want to get fancy: who would compose your life?)

4. When you draw, what do you typically draw?

5. What is your favorite book or movie or video game?

6. What is something you have a crippling addiction to?

7. Who is your favorite actor/actress?

8. What is your big dream?

9. Do you have pets? if so tell me about them. If not, do you like animals? what would you have if you didn’t. If not tell me about your favorite rock. 

10. What is your favorite place to go?

11. If something horrible is happening, what is the one thing that will make it okay?